He Asked “If you could go back in time, what’s the one thing you would change about your life?” She told him.   Reprimand “I’m sorry ma’am,” said the officer. “Did he suffer?” she asked. Later, at the station, the commissioner said, “Look, there are some situations that don’t require the god-awful truth.”   Ghost
Infamous That’s when the radiator blew and the now infamous pogo stick began its fatal trajectory.   Radio Report The cars were all leaving town, using both sides of the road, heading inland. It’s all very orderly. So far.   The Deputy's Tale The deputy used to work at the jail but asked for a transfer—one night, a few months